God created the Man !!!

oru katha.. sathyam thanne ennu thonnunnu.. vayichittu parayu..


God created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work untiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years".
God granted his wish.

God created the dog and said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog."
The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much, give me only 15 years."
God granted his wish.

God created the monkey and said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years."
The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.

Finally God created man and said to him: "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."
Man responded: "Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused."
God granted man's wish


And since then,
man lives 20 years as a man, marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back;

then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him;

so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

I felt it true in all means!!!

Funny.. Is it true girls??? or rather guys???

Thought of sharing with you this funny incident.. how do u feel.. is it true...?


The HUSBAND Store

A brand new store that sells Husbands has just opened in New York City.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance-

• "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!' There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the floors.
• You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 -These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2- These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 -These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

'Wow', she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 -These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 456,012 to this floor. There Are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely As proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at "The Husband Store"!

Simplicity vs Complexity

Check out these scripts from the diaries of a girl and a boy.. its really funny !!!

HER diary

Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u,too".

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore,
so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster...


HIS diary

Today India lost the cricket match

against bangladesh.

DAMN

IT.



NOW that's called... Simplicity of Men Vs Complexity of Women !!!

ജീവിതം ഒരു കളിക്കളം !!!

ഒരു ഫോര്‍വേഡ് മെയില് ആണ്.. ഈ ആശയം എനിക്ക് ഇഷ്ടമായി.. അതുകൊണ്ട് ഇവിടെ ഇതു എഴുതണം എന്ന് തോന്നി..
ഇതു ഒരു സത്യം തന്നെ .. പറയാണ്ട് വയ്യ അല്ലെ സഹോദരിമാരെ.. :)

A boy and a girl were playing together.
The boy had a collection of marbles.
The girl had some sweets with her.
The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles
in exchange for her sweets.
The girl agreed.
The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside
and gave the rest to the girl.
The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.
That night, the girl slept peacefully.
But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering
if the girl had hidden some sweets from him
the way he had hidden his best marble.

Moral of the story:

If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship,
you'll always keep doubting
if the other person has given his/her hundred percent..
This is applicable for any relationship
like love, friendship, employer-employee relationship etc.,
Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.